What do Nigerians really want?

While doing some programming, as expected, I encountered some challenges on how to join two tables in oracle database. So I quickly yanked up Google Nigeria. As I typed "how to join", here's what I found.

My question is; in this context, why is illuminati and church of satan the most searched phrases in Nigeria.
Perhaps because these bodies are synonymous with wealth and fame, does it mean many Nigerians are ready to do anything just to be rich!

What amazes me most is that Nigerians want to join illuminati and church of satan even more than facebook! Oh God!

Again, Nigerians are more interested in the US Army than the Nigerian Army. What is wrong with Nigeria?

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